Kat Di Leo

Slow, dumb, and easy to kill

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

Microsoft Teams is gaslighting me

[Jacob Kaplan @JacobKaplan17]

Every song from high school choir

[MSOE Raiders @MSOE_Raiders]

Congratulations to Dr. Wujie Zhang, this years recipient of the Diversity and Inclusion Advocate Award. Students shared that he is someone who fosters an inclusive environment, advocates for change on campus, and has made MSOE a welcoming place for all. Thank you for all you do!

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

@MSOE_Raiders THATS MY SISTER!!!!

Go @ItsAReannaThing, you rock!

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

No one warned me that getting engaged would mean that I start crying whenever I watch Say Yes to the Dress

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

Working from home is the worst when you still live in your childhood home like I go to grab a notebook to take notes for a meeting and BAM I get slapped in the face with poetry I wrote when I was 15

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

Today my little brother said on a twitch livestream that he loves Steamed Hams more than he loves our mom so I guess its just the family meme

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

So every couple of weeks on our commute back from work, my dad will say "you know, we haven't listened to that steamed hams bit in a while" and he will have me plug in the aux cord and play Steamed Hams while he hysterically laughs while driving us home.

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

@zoye_was_here @lmuller308 Oh tumblr prom. . .

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

Oh boy we truly are going to see so many terrible "sexy coronavirus" and "sexy quarantine" costumes this Halloween aren't we

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

@lmuller308 Don't even make me think of such a horrible situation

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

scientists: call it "covid-19" instead of coronavirus, it is a more accurate scientific name for the virus

me: roni

scientist: if you must shorten it, call it "covid" for short

me: the roni

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

It just occurred to me that because I have to work from home Monday and Tuesday that I can make sourdough this week and I am very excited

[🕰🫡 @_klockwork]

Quarantine? Ain’t those just small oranges lol we’re gonna need way more vitamin c than that 🙄🤦‍♂️

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

Oh my god what have I done

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

I'm moving to NYC so that if the #coronavirus causes the collapse of society I can tell my descendants about how I saw the lights go out on Broadway

[x - The Caffeinated Therapist 🐝 @bellabee13]

Schools close, Tom Hanks, trouble in the big banks, no vaccine, quarantine, no more toilet paper seen.

Travel ban, Weinstein, panic COVID-19, NBA, gone away, what else do I have to sayyyyyy

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

@KatieDonahoe Great, thanks for allowing me my dream of living out a Billy Joel song. We just have to go to Florida after the apocalypse so we can tell the story in Miami

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

LADIES imagine this, its 15 years from now- your son is up to bat, your husband is the hot 3rd base coach, your little girl is cheering on her brother at the fence, and Davy is STILL in the Navy because he probably will be for life

[Kat Di Leo @KatDiLeo]

@Irish_Atheist My great-grandfather started and was in an accordion symphony orchestra which toured the US East Coast and South America

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Eleanor Shellstrop
Lives in a village of yogurt and cheerful pastels
She is in hell