Jacob Kaplan

Writer, comedian, very good at Teddy Roosevelt and Full House trivia.

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14 year-old in a play acting out experiences he’s clearly never had

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@7celo Not the g or either of the e’s!

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“genre” is such a weird word. It’s like, what’re all those letters doing sounding like that?

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

Amazing how half of the tweets I see here about House MD are "Wait, Wilson/Cuddy was Jewish????" meanwhile them the whole show:

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@CoAdek Hahaha

[LY//DY @thepicdept]

This is the shit Larry Davids Swedish lawyer was pulling

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When they make a character “subtly Jewish”

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So you're telling me people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but people in stone houses can throw all the glass they want? Doesn't seem fair.

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There��s a good 4 letter word here but 70% of men can’t find it

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When college applications have a “fun” essay prompt

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I’ve had enough of this SF-W series. Does anyone know where I could find a non SF-W series? An “NSFW” series?

[aj🇹🇹 @ajftbl]

God I am so glad I went to an SEC school

[Danny Boy 2.0 @DadRockDefender]

library underwear party

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@kylegordon101 And I’m sorry it didn’t work out like you hoped

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A guy showing you around his old college campus

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Everything I do is for the fans ❤️

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Kid at Passover trying to make conversation with an elderly relative

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Happy opening day. Nats are going to surprise this year. BOOKMARK IT.

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@Destr0yAllNazis Don’t worry, a video will be released. But only because YOU ALL want it

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@andrewrobs 🤞

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If this gets 10,000 likes I’ll learn all the words to One Week by Barenaked Ladies.

(Please like this. I really want to learn all the words, but need it to feel like it wasn’t my idea.)