So-Fist-o-Kate

Misanthropic, fist swallowing existentialist. Sufferer of nostalgia and sleepiness.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

I wish chubby was the new black, I'd be totes stylish.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

How do we get Beyonce's sister to come kick our JZ? #solange #zuma

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Sometimes I drink wine. Sometimes, sometimes is always. But mostly, always means most of the sometime.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

@SafeHaven1987 they might not find that relevant to the charge as wasn't 'gun related' but looks like Nel will be pulling out all the stops.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Boom, Nel introduces character evidence. Usually inadmissible but 'if you're going to blow your own horn, make sure its clean' #OscarTrial

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Just learned the word 'shacket'. Its a denim jacket shirt and it looks better than it sounds. Also, I have bad taste.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

I'm not a lawyer yet so I can't give u legal advice. I can just tell u things that I'm uncertain about with absolute certainty.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Just had Light-bulb moment: replaced a bulb in my car for R1000 and *PING!* *an idea!*... KILL YOURSELF.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Only Michael Mole can make me play the air banjo in the mirror like I just did..

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Let's all do a #nohandsselfie! It's a selfie with no hands. All you have to do is stop f%*$ing taking selfies. Spread the word.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

I love how people are 'over' the #OscarTrial... Does the process of someone's demise not tickle your fancy anymore?

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

If anyone goes to look for the missing airplane on that island where my lighters and bobby-pins are, please let me know. #MalaysiaAirlines

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

I will have wine for dinner and chocolate for breakfast. The heart wants what it wants.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

@remybfg10k All hours spent were towards said klapping. That's why if I don't see results the problem clearly lies with the gym itself.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Spent 2 hours at gym today. Doing it again tomorrow. I better be thin by wednesday or I'm changing gyms.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Just witnessed a citizen's arrest. Lay Man strikes again.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

I think we should mix it up a little and do a South African version called #speknomination where u have to eat a packet of bacon on camera.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Whoever decided to increase the severity of the speed bumps on St James Cres while I was in London, owes me 6 eggs and a front tooth.

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Mwah

[So-Fist-o-Kate @kate8james2]

Became a statistic in Lisbon.... Twice