꧁kate꧂

fartist and fortune teller

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

love Catch-22 bc i too complain without doing anything to change my situation

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

update on acid: scared of maddie ziegler

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

gave a bunch of emo twinks a smack off the pen and they all greened out i call em breaking penjamin

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

*on trial for serial murder charges*
so girls can’t have hobbies anymore?

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

divorced dad rock is too good u can’t multitask with nickelback on

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

i was framed for a murder i did not commit and now i must prove it to a judge that is too stupid to understand

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

spontaneous combustion is diy cremation

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

really hoping the weird shit i say isn’t a turn off

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

@katya_zamo 7 inches deep in ur mom

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

@bottombitchtits for Aesthetic purposes

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

not going back to church till god starts asking ME for forgiveness

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

i wouldn’t but i still want the option

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

a little sus the government has the authority to tell me whether or not i can smoke crack

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

if you have a disney tattoo i don’t believe you deserve human rights

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

I AM MORE THAN A FUCKING UTERUS. IM A PERSON.

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

who tf would ever want a fucking pet pig?? ew

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

this the apocalyptic life i dreamt of in 5th grade? what a rip-off

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

body hair looks like spider legs poking out of my skin

[꧁kate꧂ @kate_2401_]

sneaky sneak