Tonight when I was serving an old lady told me ‘it’s a shame you have your ears pierced because you’re such a handsome young man’ yeah well idk how to tell you this ma’am but chances are your granddaughters nipples taste like quarters so do you want ranch w your wings or what
I was at the front door knocking for a good 3 minutes until I decided to check the back... come to find out this girl in the backyard living her best life, running up the water bill 🤦🏾♀️😂💀