Kate Cedars

If you arent a slice of pizza, I'm not interested.

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

Update: after two hours and 6 min on hold, southwest’s system hung up on me. Called back and stayed on hold for another 2 hours before a wonderful human answered.

Trip was pushed a week but @SouthwestAir employees are working hard and remaining cheerful

Phone system needs work

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

Soooooooo...... what is going on with @SouthwestAir phones. I understand the wait, lots of flights have been affected. BUT, I was just on hold for 2hr6min and then their system hung up on me.

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

@SouthwestAir just got a text that our flight was cancelled and to rebook but the website is down and phone wait times are over 2 hrs. Should be studying for a nursing school exam. Help please!

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

@RachelZeeBaer if they come to you I'm coming to visit https://t.co/AJAlooqCFo

[BMS The Movie @BMSTheMovie]

The stars and creators of BMS are planning a college tour this winter. Let us know if you want them to come party at your school! #Thadland

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

The Comcast store is a lot like the DMV...only instead of carrying crying babies, everyone is cradling their dead cable boxes.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Before we completely write him off as a joke, why don’t we at least find out more about the foreign policy experience of Deez Nuts?

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

The way to my heart is pizza and a back massage🍕

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

@AnnaKendrick47 is my spirit animal

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

@TaronEgerton lookin' dapper as hell in those suits.... Yes please

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

I do this really cute thing where I slam body parts into door frames and furniture then end up covered in bruises. #iswearitcameoutofnowhere

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

Who knows, when I leave you might have a new song complete with interpretive dance... or find me napping. But my notecards will be blank.

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

Lock me in a room with just my books and a coffee machine and I swear to you, I will still find a way to get nothing done.

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

I should pursue being a professional procrastinator. Cleaned my house, cleaned out my fridge, and baked everyone and their mother cookies.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Madonna kissed Drake, Hilary's running for president, but HBO STILL hasn't shown this dude's dick?? #FeministPriority

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

“@TexasCA_Austin: #RoundUp2015 Goals” Don't know if I'm devastated Im not in Austin or if my liver is thanking me...

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

“@Farmer_brend: Finally on twitter, yes it took forever but i caved!!” I should probably make fun of you...

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

Movie screening babes reunite in boulder for @TheInterview with @Sethrogen @JamesFrancoTV

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

@RachelZeeBaer @TheInterview @JamesFrancoTV @Sethrogen #milehighshenanigans

[Kate Cedars @Kate_astropheC]

It's supposed to be sunday funday not sunday cry about the Broncos day....