Kate Austen

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[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

@clairelittleton understatement of the century

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

A persuasive argument? NOT GOING TO LISTEN LALALALALALALA

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

@sawyer_ Okay...WHOSE GOING TO DRIVE THE SUBMARINE?

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@Sawyer_ Aww, caring about your Juliet? TIME TO FOCUS ON MEEE.

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

Jin, I don't care that you haven't seen your wife in years its time to chase Sawyer. DONT COMPLAIN IM THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMPORTANT.

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

Mmmm, that baby looks good for the takin'.

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

@danielfaraday is the new Harry S. Truman. #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

I'm so good at keeping secrets. People should trust me. #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

@julietburke_ Hey, now we both lost a kid! We can be friends! #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

Want to play a drinking game? Every time I tear up take a drink. #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

I lost Aaron. If I hook up with Roger I can "get" another son! #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

Stealing men and making old men feel like crap (including blowing them up) are my favorite past times. #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

@John_Locke_ Sorry, only I matter. MEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMMEEMMEME!

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

Selling Aaron on eBay both makes me very sad and horny. #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

@Sun_Kwon wait...you brought a gun AND Aaron? What are you trying to do, train him to be Jack Bauer? #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

@showbizzle Thanks, the orthodontist said chipmunk teeth weren't normally used, but I'm glad you like them! #LOST

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

Worried about Aaron being taken. At first I thought it was Ben Linus, but then I got a note saying "Neverland Ranch wants Aaron." Scarier.

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

Yes, I was going to run over Jack, but I was afraid of how badly his Neanderthal beard would mess up my car.

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

@JamesFord ohh, so THAT'S why you kept moaning "Dominique". I just thought you were sleeping with a Other on the side.

[Kate Austen @Kate_Austen]

Ladies, you know how Sawyer does the head toss? Well he does it with his *thing* too...just as sexy.