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I throw my hair back for foreplay.

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Took lessons from Harrison Ford for that line.

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If Jack is smart, he'll tell Claire that Sayid took her babaaa. Epic Crazy Battle is a great distraction.

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Anyone else want to see another scene in a prison cell?

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Shoulda brought the sunflower to Miles.

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Then @CharlotteLewis replied, "Just like Indiana Jones, I like to whip things.' I always knew red heads were kinky.

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Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha gunna do, whatcha gunna do when I take off my shirt, orgasm orgasm.

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should have told @kate_austen to follow me, then she would have ran away.

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@julietburke_ Hey Sybil, how about your minds. #LOST

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@hugo_reyes THIS IS...umm... where you stop your van.

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Your mother is an other? Is Desmond your brotha?

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His "innocence" will be gone? OOOOOooooK #LOST

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Is there a book I can read for this? #LOST

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Shit. @Sayid_Jarrah, can't I fling back my hair and you just be cool? #LOST

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I don't know why I'm so upset, the obvious solution is right in front of me: threesome. #LOST

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My shirt is on? Weird. #LOST

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Jin taught me how to be romantic. #LOST

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Uh oh...Oh wait, no. I'm a bad ass. A killed a polar bear, why would I be scared of mascara boy? #LOST

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Why did they give me such a pansy name? The Flower? Seriously? I'm used to stealing "flowers" not being one. #LOST

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Jin and Sawyer hug is even manlier and deadlier than a bear hug. #LOST

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Sup Jin. #LOST