k8

Big into phases

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

worry about your own website first you fucking idiot.

[k8 @kate_burzo]

I thought I was too invested, but my coworker just pulled out a running countdown she has set on her phone for hours left of oxygen these people have on the submarine

[k8 @kate_burzo]

you must not have sensory issues

[k8 @kate_burzo]

was listening to a “guided sleep meditation” podcast when they just dropped a honey ad read 15 minutes in

[k8 @kate_burzo]

Can someone just tell me if JoJo Siwa is actually pregnant or not, I don’t want to have to look into this myself

[k8 @kate_burzo]

torturing myself by watching college students “day in my life” tik toks

[k8 @kate_burzo]

extremely annoyed that I didn’t watch the channel 5 documentary before andrew callaghan got cancelled

[k8 @kate_burzo]

going to continue doing laps around this Whole Foods with my 3 blocks of tofu until someone falls in love with me

[k8 @kate_burzo]

Serious question, am I the only one whose quality of life would go up substantially if they made tik tok desktop compatible

[k8 @kate_burzo]

did my dad just discover Starbucks??

[k8 @kate_burzo]

@hippiegorl This episode of maintenance phase covers this topic *so* *so* well !!!

[k8 @kate_burzo]

everything I’ve learned about prince Harry has been against my will

[k8 @kate_burzo]

does everyone have a weird core memory from childhood of when your dad taught you how to spell Mississippi

[k8 @kate_burzo]

One thing about me is that I don’t believe “no right turn on red” signs apply to me

[k8 @kate_burzo]

this is the worst time of the year because all my favorite podcasts are on break

[k8 @kate_burzo]

the @delta and @united social media interns are NOT taking advantage of the southwest current situation the way they should

[k8 @kate_burzo]

to go plates being made at Christmas and someone asks if I will eat the leftover venison to which my brother replies “I just got her a new tofu press for Christmas”

[k8 @kate_burzo]

my family is watching top gun and I said it was unimpressive because it’s not like there’s traffic up there and I’m being absolutely RIPPED TO SHREDS

[k8 @kate_burzo]

my adult siblings and I risking it all to drive through this storm all to be made to stand on the staircase in age order in matching plaid pajamas

[k8 @kate_burzo]

the real inconvenience is not the winter storm coming on Friday itself but your dad sending hourly updates about it to the family groupchat