Kate

I guess this is a sample of what goes on in my head

[Andy Conway Morris 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andymoz78]

On the day that student nurses who stepped up to help out with COVID are told they won't now be paid.........👇

[Kate @kate_dearling]

I’ve officially made it, I have a cafe where the lady recognises me and knows my usual. We’ll ignore the fact that I didn’t really want an iced latte today and that isn’t actually my usual order

[Kate @kate_dearling]

@HelloFreshUK I’m cooking up this week’s Thai massamam rice and my box is missing it’s cashews! 🥜 #cashwho?

[Kate @kate_dearling]

App dating is starting to take its toll, I’ve begun ‘revising’ for my dates to make sure I don’t accidentally start talking to a guy who’s told me he’s an only child about his trip to see his twin last weekend #whatsyourname #letmecheckmynotes

[Kate @kate_dearling]

This week has been the sort of week that requires you to drink wine like it’s apple juice #friday #ivebeenstressing #feellikesomeonesmum

[Kate @kate_dearling]

Is there anything more demeaning on life than returning home drunk to your dog who looks you up and down and decides that you and your pepperoni pizza waving hand aren’t good enough for his plastic bucket 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ryan Cassidy @ryanncass96]

How do birds get they big black bruises from a night out? MMA fighters walk away with less fs wit yous upty

[Kate @kate_dearling]

Sometimes I forget I own a dog - been home 3hrs and he's only just come to say hello #lovememore #hardtogetpet

[Kate @kate_dearling]

Spent the whole day playing detective trying to figure out what I got up to last night #drinkingisbad 🕵🏻‍♀️

[Kate @kate_dearling]

It feels very wrong to sit and eat chocolate cake in gym kit #givingmyteethaworkout

[Kate @kate_dearling]

Facetiming my dog while he's in the kitchen to check he's not scratching his wounds #genius #poorlypet

[Kate @kate_dearling]

I don't think anyone in the history of the universe has successfully just gone for one drink #baddecisions

[Kate @kate_dearling]

When your so pale it's only really safe for you to sunbathe once the sun has set 🙄

[Rio @RioAthwal]

Girls, in a world full of Liv's be a Montana. Secured herself a 6 week holiday and snacking her way through all the drama. #loveisland

[jenna @jennapatel10]

I like Budapest but I constantly feel like I've walked into the male toilets by accident. WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?

[jenna @jennapatel10]

Day 4 when you've had enough of your pal 😴 #shutupkate

[Kate @kate_dearling]

I'm sat watching Miss. Congeniality drinking Buck's Fizz in my trackies, I think this is my first official life crisis

[Kate @kate_dearling]

@AleshaOfficial @jennapatel10 is in 3rd year & is using 'breathe slow' for composure. She needs extra help today, will you go sing for her?

[Kate @kate_dearling]

@susie_dent @HopeRiseley a new phrase for when Jenna mixes up expressions a 'malaphor'

[Kate @kate_dearling]

According to twitter, my life is a vicious cycle of hypochondria, caffeine highs, science and a One Direction obsession #stalkingmyself