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[Charli @charli_xcx]

i’m glad you all agree that i devoured that dying for you into club classics transition because i really fucking did.

[Athers @Athers83]

Controversial take but hear me out: I don’t think you have to share the same political views to think a 78 year old woman being bludgeoned to death in her own home is fucking awful

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I wanna thank all the people who voted for us it’s a real honour ever since I was a little kid and singing in the shower I’d dream about 1 day being in the RnR hall of fame it’s true what they say anything is possible if you have a dream LG x

[lauren💓 @raccoonsimons]

After 9 hours of ticketmaster harry styles request queues… i finally got through… and discovered i am number request # 19 million for my local 23k capacity arena

[sofi 🦫 @aocquiesce]

i love that oasis song where the first 13 seconds trick you into thinking it’s wonderwall until you hear that blip blip and it’s like nah bitch it’s me hello

[alli @sonofalli]

whoever at apple decided to make screenshots now require 3 clicks to save with the latest update hates all of us

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz have never worked a day in their entire lives.
They really do believe they are suffering over a wedding dress and a typical in-law disagreement.

Zero adversity in life is what creates this phenomena. People worldwide are starving, dying, and being slaughtered in their hometowns— but poor Brooklyn and Nicola had a dust-up at their billionaire wedding.

They are so wealthy, they were then able to organize another wedding to make up for the first— but they want the public to realize how stressful it is that they had to have TWO multi-million dollar weddings because his brother said something mean to him and his mother danced with him at the wrong time.

Truly traumatizing. Pray for them.

🫠🫠🫠

[Billie @Billie_T]

Some serious headlosses in the darts this year and that’s why it’s the best. In what other sport would a pissed up coke head dressed up as Luigi rattle the world number one. Nothing like it

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

Dear Zarah,

Your constituents are in Coventry South, not Surrey.

You are a backbench MP, meaning your only job should be representing those constituents in Parliament and in the local area.

They don’t pay your salary for you to behave like a student activist.

Do your job.

[Major D Malpas @MajorDMalpas]

When your elderly relative is gravely ill and waiting hours for an ambulance, remember this fucker using vital resources, all because they refused to eat the food put in front of them.

Shitehawks, every one of them, and the bastards cheerleading them on.

[𖦏 @1872Stu_]

Finally some fucking good news in this country.

[Bea 🌟 @itsbeacastaneda]

The whole band turning to Mani. What a perfect tribute to a legend.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

IN TOTAL SHOCK AND ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED ON HEARING THE NEWS ABOUT MANI MY HERO RIP RKID LG

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Take all of Meryl Streep's Academy Awards and give them to him immediately #CelebrityTraitors

[Richard Haynes @Haynsie75]

Do you think Melbourne enjoyed @oasis 😂

[kate @kate_dhx]

Fucking screaming that gk Barry has just reposted my TikTok

[Pampa Gallagher @eycteann]

Everybody moved on, I stayed there

[jess ⭐️ @jesss_mp3]

omg @seetickets @gigsandtours are yous actually mad??? i get to the end of the queue for tame impala presale and it just refreshes and takes me through to seetickets homepage instead of tickets? on what planet is that ok?? sort your shit out