Kate Fraser

Canucks fan. Vancouver girl. Travelling business consultant. I like jokes. And music. And rum. What else do you want to know?

[Andy Fletcher @andyfletcher_uk]

@StephenMerchant @kate_fraser Just seen The Mentalists. Excellent! Having grown up in South Cerney, I can confirm we are "f*cking animals"!

[BASTILLE @bastille]

So happy to be back at Glastonbury! We play 13.30 at William's Green if anybody's about and fancies popping down.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

So sweet xx @GlastoFest

[Lionel Richie @LionelRichie]

I'm very excited to announce that I will be making my UK festival debut at @GlastoFest this year! #teatime http://t.co/KD48GtrzlQ

[Kate Fraser @kate_fraser]

@Tim_Burgess @thecharlatans What a gig - I'm not sure it gets much better! Amazing! @andyfletcher_uk

[Andy Fletcher @andyfletcher_uk]

“@Tim_Burgess: X” @kate_fraser Absolute scenes at The Garage tonight, my 10th @thecharlatans gig & arguably the best!

[Strombone @strombone1]

Hey @eddielack here's my concept for your design a mask contest....#winner #contestover

[Jess Smith @lifeofjess]

@kate_fraser! Nas added to @squamishfest with an Illmattic set! Plus @thetempertrap, @CHVRCHES, @Phantogram, & ...http://t.co/Vj7ZpHqDN0”

[DaveHolmes.bsky.social @DaveHolmes]

The nostalgia musical Grease was set in 1959 and originally staged in 1971. An equivalent show written today would be set in 2002.

[Kate Fraser @kate_fraser]

Life is like a box of chocolates: sometimes you drop them all on the floor, say "10-sec rule", pick em up & serve them to your family anyway

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Take a picture, not a trophy.
This is how real men shoot animals..

[Kate Fraser @kate_fraser]

@b0ringtweets. There's nothing more satisfying than starting a new notebook for the new year. Wouldn't you agree?

[Kate Fraser @kate_fraser]

Some days, you know, you just decide to throw caution to the wind and think "Ah, f*** it. It's a Britney Spears kinda day."

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

The lady at the liquor store told me to have a Merry Christmas like I won't be back 16 times before then.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

Hipsters prefer vinyl records because they sound better to talk about.

[Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby]

"There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living."
- Mandela RIP

[Kate Fraser @kate_fraser]

It is with sadness and regret that I must announce the passing of Movember this weekend. Oh how I'll miss your dirty ironic hipster face #fb

[Kate Fraser @kate_fraser]

I never much liked soup, but I'm starting to. @b0ringtweets

[Kate Fraser @kate_fraser]

Q: Does microwave popcorn expire? A: Yes.
On another note, where's the fire extinguisher? I appear to have small fire in my microwave.

[Kate Fraser @kate_fraser]

Fireworks, booze, and original Ghostbusters circa 1984. This is how we do Halloween in my 'hood!