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[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

Thought my phone was shitting the bed when i woke up at 5 am to SOS mode. spent an hour restarting it and doing everything possible to fix it…come to twitter…we all in SOS mode. @ATT fix it. fix it now.

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

The one where we lost a friend 💔

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

I turn 32 in exactly 15 days. I want to honestly throw up

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

Nothing like leg day wearing shorts and your legs get stuck to the seat of a machine…I’m embarrassed

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

I’m gonna need men to stop doing this thing when you say you’re at the gym or like..outside tanning idk, I’m gonna need you all to stop saying “you probably look hot right now” etc etc. no I’m not, I don’t like that, I have the ick now. Get away from me

[carolyn @ballerguy]

Every time I get a new like on hinge I have to mentally prepare myself to see the ugliest man I have ever seen in my entire life

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

This is basically the only breakdown of the vanderpump drama you’ll ever need

[JR- bravo addict @joyrosenberg]

This is the best break down of #VanderpumpRules you’ll ever hear. 🤣

#Bravo
#cheaters
#insane

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

I GET WEIRD ATTENTION GRABBY VIBES WHEN LALA WAS TALKING TO OLIVER ABOUT HER KID AND RACHELLE WAS LIKE “YEAH YEAH WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN” MAD LOUD. Ew I’m GAGGINGGG at this slut
#VanderpumpRules

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

I still can’t believe I went to the gym tonight and it was closed for a little snow. Enough

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

Idk if someone next to me slurps their soup or breathes heavily while eating soup…it definitely causes me to internal scream…idk though

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

I can SEE the calculation in allll of Rachel’s actions and toms and it’s giving ICK. I’m legit uncomfy watching this right now #VanderpumpRules

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

In last weeks ep of #VanderpumpRules Charli said ra**** would be a homewrecker if she made out with Schwartz to which she said “there’s no home to wreck” so she found THE PERSON WITH A HOME TO WRECK?! The math ain’t mathing gorlie. Go seek help

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

So chase is….the worst? #PerfectMatch

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

The way I am INVESTED in this #vpr drama is asinine. I need more though. The bravo universe is imploding

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

I think a new pet peeve of mine is when you move and people then ask “how was the move? Are you settled in yet?” Like moving is trash the fuck you want me to say?

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

This week has been one of the hardest weeks, aside from my 8 year break up, or when my grandparents died, annnd I must say I have the bestfriends ever, willing to sit in my empty apartment while I pack my life away and keep me company..unluckiest luckiest gorl

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

I’ve literally packed everything in my apartment except for my clothes and I don’t move till Monday so like what am I supposed to do with myself..and why did I do that

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

I already know which student will be the first one to say “miss..why you wearing all black on Valentine’s Day?” And imma just look at him..and he’ll know. he’ll know.

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

If Carl knew mya wasn’t attracted to him why didn’t he say that to Lindsey? Knowing she probably verbally attacked Mya for no reason. Am I…going to hate Carl because of Lindsey? #summerhouse

[kate🌻 @kate_mast]

Thinking about the older people I’m friends with in fb saying they didn’t like the halftime show for a slew of reasons, and these same people didn’t like last years..they really liked Bruno mars but not the beyonce part..I’m seeing a pattern 🚩🚩🚩🚩