Katie

[Katie @kate_stagram]

When you spot your crush in the club

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

yank every painting off the wall in the guggenheim and just hang this picture up

[Mike DeFabo @MikeDeFabo]

Your buddy visiting from out of state: “so you really drink light beer with fake mango flavor?”

You:

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[jac 🔮 @jxvckiv]

“atleast their mom found jesus and not black tar heroin” - katie

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

he didn’t like the movie Cars
and my life was a f*cking highway

[Katie @kate_stagram]

“I’m a man, I don’t need a coat. My ego keeps me warm.” @jxvckiv

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

media day is literally my super bowl. i have been deprived of the NBA for months. give me all of the silly little quotes and moments. the more meaningless the better

[Katie @kate_stagram]

“Why can’t his wife call him to go home?” @jxvckiv

[Katie @kate_stagram]

“Oh well, what do I know? I’m a foreigner.” -Mingos

[Katie @kate_stagram]

“I would LOVE to have his imagination.” -Kate

[Katie @kate_stagram]

“what are you gonna do when ky’s a teenager?”
“…beat her.” -kate

[Katie @kate_stagram]

“I need, like, cocaine or something. Caffeine makes me too anxious.” -Ana

[Katie @kate_stagram]

“jac’s feeling a little lonely lately.” -me
“yeah, I might watch dahmer again just to feel something” @jxvckiv

[Katie @kate_stagram]

“isn’t that when you shit in the box-thing on the toilet?” -david

[jac 🔮 @jxvckiv]

“what you don’t want to pack an upper decky?” -olivia

[samantha @milkygoddess]

in the club naming 5 things i can see 4 things i can feel 3 things i can hear 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste

[Sweep The Leg @SweepTheLeg337]

I’m 46 years old. I don’t have favorite players. I root for my teams. But I swear to god I’d leave my wife for jimmy butler.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

jimmy could go 0-42 during the first 46 minutes of the game but then them last two minutes hit and it’s like a full moon to a werewolf jimmy just goes fucking nuts he’s a basketball werewolf

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom I was going though your cabinet

[Katie @kate_stagram]

Taintalized

[Katie @kate_stagram]

Dickmatized