kate

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

i'm a first responder (i answer texts right away)

[Internationally Renowned Cartoonist @shadowfan198]

If you do pub trivia and your team is like eight people you should kill yourself

[erica cheng 鄭伊澄 @oop_echeng]

times like this where i realize that Texas as an entity has more soft power than some countries with diplomatic agendas

[al 🌻🦋🌙🫧🌞 @golddusthour]

and when i say i love the cowgirl aesthetic i mean in a LIBERAL and KACEY MUSGRAVES way

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Timothee Chalamet at Phantom of the Opera: BOOOOOO THIS SHOULD BE PHANTOM OF THE PING PONG

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Well sure, that minor change in plans realistically affects almost nothing. But unfortunately I have The Disease

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

She’s from Texas I can tell by the way he knows what kolaches are

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i believe the city of Dallas is Inherently Evil

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

forgot my lip balm at home

[َ @gir1genius]

SNOOPY IMAGE OF THE DAY

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

as a kid i saw snoopy everywhere. as a teenager i saw snoopy everywhere. as an adult i see snoopy everywhere. as an elderly i will see snoopy everywhere

[Skulking Churl @Tetrahymenidae]

Me: I think I got Cutiepie Syndrome, Doc.

Doctor: I keep telling you… That is NOT real.

Me: Please, you gotta help me.

Doctor: *turns to You, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a “man doctor” while you were reading this?

[Adam @Rhynotic]

everyone in new york is so fucked up because they don't drive and can't sing in their car to stimulate their vagus nerve

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

if u see a streaming service forming a monopoly at da cost of da theatrical experience warn a brother

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

[Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @girl7102]

Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Texas Rep. @JonesJolanda on Abbott's arrest threats: I'm a lawyer. There is no felony in the Texas penal code for what he says. Respectfully, he's making up some shit, okay? He has no legal mechanism. He's putting up smoke and mirrors.