The Sniper

Sometimes, all you can do is laugh at yourself

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Normally I get vanilla flavored deodorant.. today I accidentally got coconut.
NOW when I raise my arms I smell the beach…. Not mad about it

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

“I’m drunk, it was an accident.”

Mihali: “how..?”

“I needed wine for the recipe.. so I finished the bottle. 😁”

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Bread is my new hobby

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Since being married I still do the things I want to do, but @mihali_sevs does the things I have to do.

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

GUYSSSSS
This is even better than the cafeteria chairs! NDA knows their target audience has gotten older… CUSHIONS!

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

I know what I’m putting on my Christmas list this year!

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

How old are you if you make cupcakes for you favorite bartender…?

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

And send movie recommendations, anything has to be better than this

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Tonight’s tv lineup is the epitome of being sick and having nothing to do while Mihali is out..

1. Finishing Jungle cruise
2. First half of Hamilton
3. 1st episode of KUWTK
4. Titanic

Please pray for my mental health

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

I got home on Tuesday evening after pretty much 3 weeks of travel, Wednesday I thought I was on my deathbed, and yesterday found out I have the flu.

Mihali still yelled at me for not unpacking the suitcase (that he packed his stuff in) and I also had to make him dinner wtf…

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Mihali and I ordered a pizza at the bar we ~occasionally~ visit.

The ticket name for the pizza was “The Cincy Couple”

Peep the new wedding hashtag #thecincycouple

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Vin diesel and Pitbull should be each other for Halloween

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Boys👏🏼can’t👏🏼be👏🏼mad👏🏼for👏🏼plans👏🏼that👏🏼were👏🏼made👏🏼while👏🏼football👏🏼was👏🏼on👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Also, the bar we are going to knows that we are UC fans… when we asked for celebratory lemon drops, they were straight vodka… I neeed food

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Update: no Rutgers person cared about the game enough to stay through half

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

New Jersey things…

Rutgers scores on OSU. In the bar someone yells “yeah! Fuck Cleveland!!!!”

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Just so everyone is update, I GOT ANOTHER FLAT TIRE. Don’t drive in Jersey apparently every has loose screws.. (physically and mentally)

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

The northeast is crazy… I was planning on going to Philadelphia today, but here I am on a train to NYC

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Can someone explain the trend of tucking your shirt into your bra for me? Please, I just don’t get it.

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Mihali said I can’t get a dog until I can’t kill a plant…

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Him: “oh yea it did feel weird driving last night, I just thought it was a rock”

Update, it was a nail..

[The Sniper @kateabeln]

Him: “oh yea sure you can take my new car”

Me: feeling like the shit in a car that is 1 year old versus 20 like I’m used to

Reality check: