Kate Austin

Teeth like baseballs, eyes like jellied fire.

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[Kate Austin @kateaustin1]

‘If windscreen wipers could sing’..Genius @grahnort #Eurovision2019 #aus

[Kate Austin @kateaustin1]

@sarajcox loved #BackInTimeForSchool!! And also your gorgeous pink trousers! Sorry if it’s been asked before but where are they from?!

[Kate Austin @kateaustin1]

Just watched #MurderInSuccessville @BigTomD @chris_kammy Laughed so hard I nearly died. Even my dog looked like this

[Kate Austin @kateaustin1]

@bettanyhughes Your film on Nietzsche blew my mind. Has had me re-thinking almost everything for days!! In a positive way. Thank you!!

[Kate Austin @kateaustin1]

@TTandPrty @HowardDonald I wonder if @HowardDonald will come to my 40th on the strength of this....

[Kate Austin @kateaustin1]

@GaryBarlow @TTandPrty #getgarytojanets40th

[hannah dunleavy @thatdunleavy]

I sometimes wonder if Donald Trump hasn't confused being President with being the host of The Running Man. https://t.co/8qDoHVpS19

[Harold Pinter-Quotes @Pinter_Quotes]

A giggle and a cuddle. Sometimes my ambitions extend no further than that.

[Tom Davis @BigTomD]

The moment you realise your dog thinks you're a complete bellend. #merrychristmas

[Kate Austin @kateaustin1]

@spicerlife I loved your article a couple of weeks ago about Chewbacca. Is it available online? Ta!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to patios. Don't even invite me to your nasty ass house if you ain't got a patio. I'll kick your mouth clean off your face

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

[Paddy Cullivan @paddycullivan]

Look at this callous bastard! @KayBurley