mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

My mom was wrong when she said no good can come from things that happen after midnight.

[Crest @Crest]

This holiday, Crest has you covered. Crest, the official toothpaste of Santa.

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@donttouchjames @mls5837 😂

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@TheBloggess

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

There was once a time when this was a required stop during any mall visit.

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

Screw your pick 6 🏈

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@PBandJenelley_1 Then what the hell is this nonsense ??

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@KCRG And in two posts down from this one, the orange madman is quick to point out how fake this poll is. More drama than a sleepover of teenage middle school girls...

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@KCRG Chicken salad, chicken enchiladas, chicken soup, chicken parmigiana, chicken and waffles, bbq chicken, chicken fried rice...

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@ChipotlesQueso @finessekyle @Logan9727 @TannerPeeler

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@finessekyle 🤣

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@JacCortum Us old ladies wanna scream fuck too, but don’t because we want to be good role models. So I say we all just say it. FUCK.

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@KCRG But we can’t get a casino...? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@DivaQBBQ If you can’t afford to tip fairly and appropriately, you can’t afford to eat in a place where servers work for tips. 🤷‍♀️

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@momandel But our town smells absolutely delicious on Crunch Berry production day!

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@KCRG So no bg checks on daycare providers, home health providers, doctors and nurses, police officers, people that will be handling $$$, etc etc etc?? Sounds like a SPLENDID idea.

[Procter & Gamble @ProcterGamble]

Feeling so fresh because consumers voted Crest Gum Detoxify as the 2019 Product of the Year winner.
#CrestSmiles #POYUSA2019

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@chickmcgee1

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@sixfootcandy I judge the wrapping paper people use. And I always look at the backgrounds of people’s photos to see if their house is messy. 🤷‍♀️

[mamapeanut 🤷🏽‍♀️👀 @katebergman]

@KCRG Anyone that needs that “simple reminder” should not have a license.