Kate Banglesdorf

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[Kate Banglesdorf @katebutt]

@Holy__Bible1 Scientists search for signs of life on other planets.

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@TCU_Baseball Exoplanets are located outside our Solar System.

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@Ligonier Some planets have rings.

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"Great roads and great cars make life unforgettable."

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"The bond between a driver and their car is indescribable."

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@scottcfrazier He was too busy taking the elective “Fake Accents Most Likely to Win Hearts for Jesus”.

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@AskPapaJohns @PapaJohns I am so sorry apparently my husband was playing a prank on me!!!! Was not your employees or store. But super impressed with your speedy reply 👍🏻👍🏻

[Kate Banglesdorf @katebutt]

Just opened a box of cheesy bread from @PapaJohns (my first time ordering) and apparently an employee helped themselves beforehand. Can someone pls explain

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

"Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. It is not wearied by our sins, or our indifference; and, therefore, it is quite relentless in its determination that we shall be cured of those sins, at whatever cost to us, at whatever cost to Him."

[Kate Banglesdorf @katebutt]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by an Instagram ad.

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And then you realize what a self-absorbed and greedy human being you are. That’s why you need Jesus! Bye.

[Kate Banglesdorf @katebutt]

Shopping online for myself / my baby = obsessively tracking every item multiple times a day. Shopping online for other people = forgetting I ordered anything until it arrives at my door.

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And then you get excited because you think, “Ooh, a package!” But then you are immediately disappointed when you remember it’s not for you.

[Kate Banglesdorf @katebutt]

Which prenatal appointment is the one where they give you your handicap parking tag?

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Is it even orientation if a speaker doesn’t show because he/she “had the wrong day written down”?

[Kate Banglesdorf @katebutt]

@paleomg is giving away a $500 Nordstrom Gift Card to shop the Anniversary Sale! Enter to win on https://t.co/NITWa9amCD! https://t.co/ZSyQgp7fDr

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@TXbutter No way it beats the original. And now I want one!!

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@_Matt_Carter @MattChandler74 YES. 100%!!! @jakebanglesdorf agrees!

[Kate Banglesdorf @katebutt]

Is there some kind of law that prevents airport refrigerators to be truly cold? Why are the waters in them ALWAYS lukewarm?

[Kate Banglesdorf @katebutt]

4th grader: “Is this country music?” Me: “No it’s John Mayer.” 4th grader: “Oh I don’t know who that is. I’m not old like you.” Happy Wednesday everybody!