kate 🎄

she/her. lcm class of 2017. the horrors persist but so do I.

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

game guide: your pokémon should be at least level 50 to take on the elite four and the champion.

me, eyeing my level 39 piloswine:

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

when I say 'the group' in this case I mean my parents, but the point stands

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

nothing beats picking a film for the group and it being a HIT

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

that moment in every saw film where the theme starts playing and the plot twist is about to kick in? that's the good shit. that's the good shit right there. gimme that do do do- do do do- do do do do do-

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*alarm hasn’t rang yet*

Me checking the time cause the amount of sleep I’m getting is suspicious

[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

back to work

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

Iconic sequence, 10/10, no notes

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

no one follows me on letterboxd & I don't follow anyone else so it's like a nice little void where I get to have bad (good) opinions on films all to myself

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

today my cat has attempted to steal half a ham sandwich and a portion of butter chicken masala

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

that betterhelp advert that's like "have you considered not feeling like that about yourself?" is so funny but also accurate because that is exactly the level of help I got from them.

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

@The_Kyle_Fisher finally someone brave enough to speak the truth

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

this feels healing

[Netflix @netflix]

Step into the world of Pokémon Concierge!

Follow Haru in her adventures at the Pokémon Resort, premiering December 28

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

most batshit innings of cricket I've ever seen tbh.

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

Records of Glenn Maxwell today:

- First Australian player to score double hundred in ODI.
- Highest score in ODI chase.
- First non opener to score double hundred in ODI.
- First double hundred in run chase in ODI.
- Most hundreds in World Cup while batting 5 or under.

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

@raaycwh calling her by her Sunday name I see

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

why have I had a headache for three days straight help 😓

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I love Magic The Gathering so much. Everything about it is so fun except the part where it is so complicated that I never have any idea what the fuck is going on.

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

@Abbie_Gresty those are your only two options sorry

[kate 🎄 @katecornthwaite]

speak for your fuckin self

[Provii 🚀 @provii8]

Let’s not lie to ourselves, stretch marks are unattractive.