Kate Stephens

[R. @midnightstrack2]

Whose portrait's on the mantle?
Who covered up your scandals?
Mistake my kindness for weakness
And find your card cancelled
I was your father figure
You pulled the wrong trigger
This empire belongs to me

[Taylor Crave @mainpopgirI]

WHOSE PORTRAIT’S ON THE MANTLE?
WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS?
MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS,
AND FIND YOUR CARD CANCELLED.
I WAS YOUR FATHER FIGURE,
YOU PULLED THE WRONG TRIGGER.
THIS EMPIRE BELONGS TO ME.
LEAVE IT WITH ME.

[nicole @swiftiieeeeee]

Taylor and Travis together in 2020 ❤️🌳 #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl

[𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔞 🕯️🧸❤️‍🔥🫧 @cowboylikemagic]

WHATTTTT ?? #TLOAS #TaylorSwift

[Kate Stephens @katedanielleee]

FATHER FIGURE! Oh my gaawwwwwd! #taylorswift

[Kate Stephens @katedanielleee]

Isn’t moonstone another name for opalite? “Some guy said my aura’s moonstone, just cause he was high”. #TLOAS #TaylorSwift #opalite

[Kate Stephens @katedanielleee]

I just know Eldest Daughter is going to kill me 🥲🥲🥲 #TLOAS @taylornation13

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

How about this logo?

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

Let's see...
The Governor of Texas is a Republican.

The Attorney General of Texas is a Republican.

The Texas House is controlled by Republicans.

The Texas Senate is controlled by Republicans.

ALL NINE JUSTICES on the Texas Supreme Court are Republicans.

But Governor Hot Wheels @GregAbbott_TX @GovAbbottPress wants to blame Democrats for the economy and every other problem in Texas.

Make that make sense.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

No one loves billionaires more than a white guy who makes $45k a year

[Kate Stephens @katedanielleee]

I'm dead... (even columbus)

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (MAGA!!!), RETAKE CONGRESS “FOR THE PEOPLE”, AND SAVE DEMOCRACY. NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS — CERTAINLY NOT THE “SELF-PROCLAIMED” MASTER DEALMAKER DONALD “TACO” TRUMP (TINY HANDS) WHO MISSED “THE DEADLINE” AND LOST (SAD!). PEACE THROUGH MAPS — NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. I AM THE “PEACE TIME” GOVERNOR NOW, STOPPING “POLITICAL WARS” BEFORE THEY START. HARMONY, UNITY, EVEN LOVE. THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN THIS AWARD TO LESSER PEOPLE FOR MUCH LESS. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, ACTUALLY EARNED IT. THE WORLD WILL BE SAFER, KINDER, AND FRANKLY MORE “BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF MY MAPS. GIVE GAVIN THE NOBEL, MANY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

Then leave

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR — THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR “MAGA.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GN

[Kate Stephens @katedanielleee]

Donald Trump is a pedophile

[Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* @EsotericCD]

Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image.

[Kate Stephens @katedanielleee]

This cannot be the same Lil Wayne we grew up listening to. #thacarterVI #millenials

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Watching Mexico and Canada not elect conservatives

[Skylar Romines @skylarromines]

Okay fine I’ll say it. Anyone who is incentivized enough by $5000 to have a child is probably not financially secure enough to have a child.