Kate Agustin

writer/performer/storyteller/covert nose picker

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

You know when you're rocking your #thinx and you're like "this is great, but I wish I could just poop myself"? Us too!

Watch the whole thing on YouTube! https://t.co/at4YUqiadd #poopy

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

It's that second annual Second-A-Day video! So long 2017! https://t.co/nz4X7uIHsf

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

@yaaaaaaaaari Ahhhh you are too much and I love you!!

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

again

[Limericking @Limericking]

“My earlier invite’s withdrawn!”
Insisted the president, Don.
“Steph wouldn’t have come;
He told you, u bum,”
Observed a 3rd-party, LeBron.

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

can't say it enough #ImWithKap https://t.co/oVtI2KSJnZ

[Media Matters @mmfa]

Notice any difference in outrage from Fox & Friends when they're discussing athletes kneeling during the anthem versus neo-Nazis marching?

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

#tfw your husband throws cool parties and opens bottles of champagne with swords and also you… https://t.co/9zXFeYeE3e

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

NEW TUTORIAL VID! The country is being run by a racist psychopath so baring my makeup free face… https://t.co/tzoM5ZWiUe

[nat towsen @NatTowsen]

In the latest Stream Fiends, @katedoeswhat & I reviewed @go90, Verizon's anti #netneutrality streaming service: https://t.co/utOxMtNKUq

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

ladies if this #AHCA thing actually goes thru I propose we all stop using period products and just start free bleeding in retaliation

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

Omg new video! Do you know how to flush your face? LEARN, BISH! Watch my Neti Pot Tutorial: HOW TO NETI https://t.co/eVpiNFExLW

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

Sincere question: If I gently hug an unsuspecting Orthodox Jewish man, would that be considered a hate crime?

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

Thursday @ 8pm! I'm telling a story about the night I met Neil deGrasse Tyson and also gave up on my dreams!
https://t.co/02zMeHzfCg

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

From January 5 2016 (my 28th bday) to January 4 2017, I filmed 1-3 seconds every day. This is what it looked like. https://t.co/X4t9K9wgav

[Danny Pudi @dannypudi]

I really enjoyed this interview with Zadie Smith about historical nostalgia & identity @NPR https://t.co/At8lk5MGs0

[Ann Telnaes @AnnTelnaes]

Trump and Hillary #debate For @washingtonpost

[Angela Cobb @angelacobb]

This Wednesday! Don't miss the next @MyFirstTimeShow! Super excited for this lineup! $10 cover / 9 PM @QEDAstoria! #MyFirstTimeShow

[Kate Agustin @katedoeswhat]

Be a Beyoncé in the streets, and a Rihanna in the sheets. And a Liberace everywhere else. #wordsofwisdomwednesday