kate koltzau

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

Me at the beginning of the night getting all comfy and ready to watch #TheBachelor vs me now.

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

i feel like everyone is acting like they haven’t been through daylight savings time before…

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

#SaveManifest ✈️

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@rainnwilson You dont trust the dr when he advises to get vaccinated. But when you test positive & are in ICU, you trust that doc to make decisions to save your life
You wont get vaccinated because you dont know whats in the vaccine. Tell me, whats in the meds that are now saving your life?

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

i am truly confused as to why it’s a thing for celebrities to talk about not bathing.
of all the things happening in the world right now, this one hit me

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@ckoltzau87 @dallascowboys @hbomax 🙄

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

Chris and me at Braum’s

Chris - “I hope there’s a hair in yours”
Me - “I hope there’s semen in yours”

True love, folks 😂

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@ckoltzau87 @dallascowboys @EAMaddenNFL 🙄

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

Henry Cavill is a brick shithouse

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

chris - “well, you’re asking for it.”

me - “no. i should be able to sit however i wanna sit without getting a finger in the ass.”

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

if i’m not in bed by 8p, then it throws my whole week off and it’s just not good

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@ckoltzau87 @RuscinZach 😂😂 it only took you 8 years to learn this!

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@ckoltzau87 😑😑

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

it’s been a while since i’ve had a new tattoo, so 🙂🙃🙂

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@ckoltzau87 Yes.

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@ckoltzau87 I want to tickle a stingray...

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

Daily reminder to tickle your stingray

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@Savvyc777 😂😂😂

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

OH MY GOD. STOP PUTTING GORILLA GLUE ON YOUR FUCKING HEADS, PEOPLE.

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

is it just me or have the group girl poses gotten fucking weirder and weirder?

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

@Hiel_89 @ckoltzau87 @Savvyc777 I was like... I have no idea what that means 😂😂

[kate koltzau @katee_lyynn]

this is going to sound harsh, but it is what it is.
i don’t mind to listen to other people play video games. it doesn’t bother me at all.
but listening to chris play is the most unattractive thing i have experienced in this life.