Kate Mason Ruane

[tall spice @bigbodybae]

You’re on Twitter to argue, I’m on Twitter to laugh. We are not the same.

[J*ckie @jackie__sabbagh]

I don’t get it when I see skinny people running..... aren’t you done???

[𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐌𝐀 @dahtgirl_ajex]

My 4 toes watching how I hit my little toe on the corner of a piece of furniture

[LipscombWSOC @LipscombWSOC]

New team member, Winston joined us at training today... he chased his mom and led the pack. 🐶 🥰#puppylove #IGY6 #HornsUp

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

customer: can i get seven bees

petshop owner: of course

customer: wait, you gave me eight

petshop owner: that’s a freebie :)

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

When Taylor became the indie record that’s much cooler than hers. That’s called range baby

[Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon]

taylor swift's scarf walked so her cardigan could run

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

people who say “billie eyelash” have the same energy as dads in 2009 saying “justin beaver” trying to make their daughter’s friends laugh on the way to soccer practice

[ESPN @espn]

Hall-of-Fame juke 💨

(via @ItsMutai)

[¿ @01000010t1]

plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die

[DJ Jay Slade 🗡 @ForgeDaddy]

They gave us 2 angles like it was a highlight 😂

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

The virtual T-shirt cannon has returned!

RT for a chance to win a shirt to wear on Powder Blue Sundays!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good