Regrettable attempts tonight by our children to again delay the passing of the Go To Bed Bill. Filibustering (Daddy what's your favourite stone?), abuse of procedure (I'm Thirsty). Futile and counterproductive as the bill contains bi-partisan measures such as Stories and Cuddles.
Story time.
20yrs ago I bought from Habitat a piece of decorative lighting that I have absolutely loved.
It was a string pendant that had a modern yet mid century feel to it and it was perfect.
Oh my god, I am in Spain on holiday scrolling Twitter, THIS IS MY HANDWRITING, that’s my old book!!!! I’m Lucy, and I am still very much best friends with Siobhan, and I am writing to tell her about this now as this is one of the craziest things that’s ever happened to me!!!
This is not a moment for men to humble brag about having never liked Arcade Fire. If your takeaway is how you can have cool taste in music in light of this news take a lot of minutes to be quiet and think about why you need to be in the centre of a story about abuse
!!Attention all docs wearers!! buy silicone socks off of amazon. I wore a brand new pair of docs around town for the whole day yesterday and didn’t get a single blister they are a game changer
Holy crap, I need to share this horror story about buying a new laptop from @Dell.
Back in October it's necessary computer upgrading time for [loved one]. She orders a brand new fancy high end "gaming" laptop because she does 3D engine stuff remotely.
Everything in it is broken
I’ll say this about abortion rights; if they hadn’t been illegal in the US before 1973, Dirty Dancing would just be a very boring film about Jerry Orbach having a pleasant holiday.