Kate Fitzsimons

[Neroli Meadows @Neroli_Meadows]

I did not think we’d get a more bizarre dismissal than Labuschagne.

Wow.

[Cora Staunton @duckie15]

In some good company 😂🙊....for 1 day anyhow until the sales!!!
It's actually happening 🙈 Anyone around Castlebar Tomor -Book Launch is at 7pm in the TF feel free to call in👍📚

[Lee Lin Chin @LeeLinChin]

Dear @AustralianLabor & @Greens, I will now accept opening bids. How much would you like me to run for the federal seat of Wentworth?

#PrimeChinister

[Lee Lin Chin @LeeLinChin]

6.30 tonight my final broadcast of @SBSNews begins. 7.30 my final broadcast ends. 7.31 beers.

[Sally Rugg @sallyrugg]

Terrific that girls are now allowed to wear pants to school in NSW. Exceptionally weird that until now everyone was allowed to wear pants whenever they like except for female children between 5-17.

[Michael Beveridge @mickyb273]

We should just tell channel 7 9 and 10 the kids in Manus are in a cave and the waters are rising so they start to care about them.

[Dan Andrews @DanielAndrewsMP]

So our message to Victorian women is this: Stay home. Or don't. Go out with friends at night. Or don't. Go about your day exactly as you intend, on your terms. Because women don't need to change their behaviour. Men do.

[des_linden @des_linden]

Some days it just flows and I feel like I’m born to do this, other days it feels like I’m trudging through hell. Every day I make the choice to show up and see what I’ve got, and to try and be better.

My advice: keep showing up.

#MondayMotivaton #TogetherForward

[Kate Fitzsimons @katefitz93]

@StuCaulfield @CadburyAU There definitely is a special Easter egg recipe #fact

[Aus Gov Just Googled @GovGoogles]

how did we find a worse minister for women than tony abbot

[Chris Wainwright @rtstatscentral]

Another #Sub4 @mrdaverobbo over the weekend!!
Chartt Miller throws down a 3.59.99 indoor mile in Boston, US on 25 Feb.
Need to update my #Sub4 list!!
@themile @runnerstribe

[Kate Fitzsimons @katefitz93]

@seanwhipp Tried a new dry needling lady last Saturday - the psychological scars will be with me for a long time.

[Lee Lin Chin @LeeLinChin]

Dear Australia, I am back in you. Your queen is home. You may now sleep easy.

[Kyle Merber⏱️ @TheRealMerb]

Get good at running or really tired trying

[Kate Fitzsimons @katefitz93]

@alexninkov @gradecricketer Never knew you were a cricket fan?

[Andy Lee @andytomlee]

Frances Abbort (Tony Abbort’s daughter) is engaged after two weeks of dating her new guy.

I’d be super keen to change my surname as quickly as possible as well.

[Benjamin Law 羅旭能 @mrbenjaminlaw]

Don't say you don't know what's happening on Manus, Australia. People like Behrouz are literally telling you details every day.

Get mad. https://t.co/Ec64nCQkY7

[Kon Karapanagiotidis @Kon__K]

Malcolm Roberts: We have to crack down on immigrants trying to rort the system.

High Court: OK.

[brokeblack mountain @NayukaGorrie]

Remember that time Barnaby Joyce threatened to kill a dog because it hadn't gone through the right channels?