KatefromTexas

#MAGA Proud Capitalist! #CantFixStupid.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I’m betting most of my friends will get this right away 🤣

[Joe Redden | The Older Millennial @teameffujoe]

Working my new side hustle. Europeans DM me for details.

[Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 @ProudElephant]

Soccer fans are tearing down the Democrats narrative that the rest of the world hates the United States.

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

Australian discover "Texas Roadhouse" and is blown away. He doesn't understand why Americans are so angry all the time - because we "have Texas Roadhouse w it b the best bread and service". Americans are so fucking ungrateful (libs)

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

They came and drank all the beer and then put cones on all the statues🤣

[Rose Smith @itsrosesm]

OBAMA MADE AMERICANS BUY HEALTH INSURANCE, OR YOU PAID A FINE!

BIDEN MADE YOU TAKE A SHOT, OR YOU LOST YOUR JOB!!

TELL ME AGAIN, HOW TRUMP IS A FASCIST DICTATOR??

[Mike Bales ����🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

World Cup visitors, your Buc-ee’s, tornado, humidity, free-refill, deep-fried videos are saving us. In a country that only hears how awful it is, you’re showing everyone there’s still plenty worth celebrating. Thank you — we needed this!
God bless America 🙏🏻🇺🇸

[KatefromTexas @KatefromTexas]

@FreddyLA7 Congrats!! Now you’re really one of us!!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

The choice is simple.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send the video to everyone you know showing how heinously Nowak was treated by the police in his dying moments and how the police cravenly kowtowed to his murderer.

Legacy mainstream media, same ones who wrote about George Floyd millions of times, are dead silent about Nowak.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud.

The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted

CNN said there was "little evidence."

Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud

Today: $90M busted and 15 charged.

IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP @POTUS Historic obstruction?

That would be you with the SAVE America Act.

You won’t deliver what 84% of Americans want — photo ID —

so I ask every Texan to DEFEAT Senator Cornyn

& elect Ken Paxton on
🗓️ Tuesday, May 26th.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Yep! Spencer delivered a KO with this.

[Cherie DeVaux @reredevaux]

Being a celebrity is hard work