Kate Helms

Wife/Mom/Grandma, Embroiderer, IFB #PATRIOT #NOTPC #COS #CONSTITUTION #1A #2A #CCW #MILITARY #ISRAEL #CHRISTIAN ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

@Jeopardy just lost this household viewership. Mayim may be a very nice person IRL, however, she stinks as a host.

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

@Janome_America This machine is not even two years old. I am staggering here. You guys said take it to this one specific place. We went there. And they are flat refusing to touch it. Now what?

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

@Janome_America They want me to take it to the place I purchased it even though those people have failed three times now to fix the same problem.

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

@LangmanVince Brandon

[Lisa Matassa @Lisa_Matassa]

Now there’s a thought 🤔 ⁦@elonmusk⁩

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

Though buried in last minute Christmas orders to be filled, I had to drop in real quick to state that #IStandWithLewisHamilton ... that is all. Back to stitching!

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

Netflix: Help us #SaveManifest and have the show get the six seasons it deserves on Netflix! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/y7f6zCeXwb via @Change

[💯 Dr. Southerngirl ❤️ @chattanooga1977]

Since @AOC is the most popular person on twitter today, it seems appropriate to leave this here. 👇👇👇

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

@WaffleHouse thank you for the inedible breakfast that wasn’t even what I ordered. I need to lose weight anyhow.

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

This looks pretty cool: https://t.co/4aTE2n6jLk

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

@AmazonHelp The frame on one was broken so your replacement parts idea wouldn’t have worked. And your options were useless to us too unless we wanted to wait and risk more broken ones because @amazon couldn’t guarantee us they would send undamaged ones.

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

Ordered 2 4-drawer cabinet dealies from @amazon. Both arrived today broken. Neither outer box was damaged, both inner boxes were (& one was SO damaged there wasn’t even any question it’d be broken). That means whoever packed them cared so little they just shipped ‘em broken.

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

After *verifying* that I wanted a sausage egg and cheese biscuit, the chick at Wendy’s rang it up as a bacon cheese and egg biscuit. Thanks a lot @Wendys for making me not glad I decided to try your breakfast. If I’d wanted bacon I’d have asked for bacon.

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

So. Wound care today was a bust. Last week neither of us was happy with his wound care. We both chalked it up to it being a sub instead of his regular lady and figured today’s would be better. Except it wasn’t.... https://t.co/hTW1BxwD8R

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

It was a bad idea when someone else said it. But now it’s his mantra so suddenly it’s a great idea.

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

Can’t get much faker news than this.

[Kate Helms @katehelms]

@CarpeDonktum Bill Clinton

[Oversight Committee @GOPoversight]

.@Jim_Jordan: There are four key impeachment facts that Democrats cannot change
https://t.co/YIRkzrMKZ4