Kate Harrison 🦩

i will never financially recover from this

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

I’m writing the next great American email

[໊ @sonohoor]

and to my great grandchildren i leave 48,567 screenshots

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

[Deerposts @Deerpostss]

Bro just eat the leaf

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

[jelly bean 🕊️🤍🐦‍⬛🖤 @shecononmyclave]

do you think the cardinals watched conclave together and were pointing at the screen going 'that one's you'

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Let's all go back:
https://t.co/yWmLyifNvu

[Abraham Greenman @abrahamgreenman]

@TIME We got Dire wolves before gta6

[Jordan H @jordan_hcg]

Hulu telling me the Oscars are over when they haven’t announced best picture

[natalia @imniceandsmart]

are you seeing this shit my liege

[m @msnetik]

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

[horse @horseimage]

horse dropping apple losing precious snack surprised horrified disappointing turn of events

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[Kate Harrison 🦩 @kateiharrison]

i have no idea why X thinks i’m obsessed with bunnies but they make up my entire feed and i’m not like TOO bothered by it 🐇

[GalaxyZeinzVA @GalaxyZeinz]

i want soder

[Kate Harrison 🦩 @kateiharrison]

anyone else hate those new amazon boxes

[Redd @ReddCinema]

people who refuse to download TikTok be thinking they got a PhD in maturity

[Kate Harrison 🦩 @kateiharrison]

one thing i find really unrealistic about movies and tv is that i can’t think of a single show where there are two characters with the same name. in real life everyone knows 3 michaels