Kate G

• future reality star •

[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

I have female employees in 20s & early 30s & they tell me they hate the bs & pressure that all the fake lashes, asses, weaves, nonstop makeup & filters puts on them. Is everyone getting nauseated? A little help is 1 thing but a man could impregnate a woman & not recognize his kid

[Loading... @YahGurlEm]

why. is. Everyone. Getting. Pregnant.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

To everyone who’s reading this... I see you. I know the world can be a dark place, but it's better with you in it. Help someone else today, and watch it come back to you.

[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

I think the amount I just spent at @tjmaxx has directly affected their stock price.

[Boston Rob @BostonRob]

Like do you constantly have to ask people what time zone when you make plans? if there's a party do they specify it on the invitation?

[Boston Rob @BostonRob]

Like if your house is in one time zone but school Dr. restaurant in another maybe some friends live in the other time zone ...man 2 watches?

[Boston Rob @BostonRob]

Do you think Its a pain/confusing if you live on the border of a time zone?!? Yep this is a free look and what goes on inside of my brain

[Kate G @kateissgr8]

My mom just introduced me to our new neighbors as "my teenage daughter" I'm 23😠

[Kate G @kateissgr8]

Nothing like officially not being considered a recent grad to make you realize how little you've done with your degree/life this year

[Kate G @kateissgr8]

Shaking my head at the people who decided that wearing a maxi dress under a graduation gown would look nice 🙈

[Kate G @kateissgr8]

Canadiens taking pictures in front of marshalls like it's some sort of tourist destination

[Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash]

You can't say happiness without saying penis. #birthdayvibes

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Not today, nugget boy. @carterjwm

[Kate G @kateissgr8]

We all run around chasing something, and wake up one day wondering why we even chased it.

[Gō Mifune @FriendlyNerd]

Consistently curled up in bed by 9 every night because when I accepted my diploma I instantaneously transformed into a 55-year-old widower.

[Kate G @kateissgr8]

I'm so broke I've resorted to scratch off tickets and radio contests to win money