KTJ

Writer, comedian, voiceover artist and most importantly the future Mrs. 305 #dale

[KTJ @katejacobson]

@LilyGuiney As a TC native, former crime reporter and @thesnews alumna, I just want to say I am so proud of you guys and all the hard work you've been doing <3

[Kara Berg @karaberg95]

Reminder to anyone listening to scanners to find out what’s going on at MSU right now: Scanner traffic is notoriously inaccurate and misleading. Police/dispatch are relaying what they’ve heard, not what’s true. There will be a lot of incorrect information over the scanner.

[KTJ @katejacobson]

@RDdarty I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

[KTJ @katejacobson]

@RDdarty Lmaoooo god had the SAME thought this am

[KTJ @katejacobson]

I wrote a book and gave my dad a manuscript. His overall feedback: “I got through it.” Lmao

[KTJ @katejacobson]

If one more person sends me a LinkedIn message relating to an industry/job title that has nothing to do with my experience and/or position, ima scream. Like, Carol if you want me to buy whatever you’re trying to sell, better make sure what I do is at least tangibly related, ok?

[KTJ @katejacobson]

I wrote a book and now I’m trying to sell it so if anyone out there has any tips or tools of the trade, ya girl would appreciate. Also I swear I’ll be more active on twitter now #WritingCommunity #ManuscriptMonday #writing #Fiction

[KTJ @katejacobson]

@RDdarty I feel personally attacked

[KTJ @katejacobson]

Had to explain juggalos to my friend today so that’s how my 2022 is going

[KTJ @katejacobson]

Signed off a work call with "love you" I feel like this is the adult equivalent of calling your teacher mom.

[KTJ @katejacobson]

Mental health update: Considering bingeing Sister Wives from the beginning.

[KTJ @katejacobson]

Can someone explain to me how these people on #90DayFiance find people to marry them in a month and I’m going on four years with my man without a ring

[KTJ @katejacobson]

Not me in a meeting chowing down on a piece of pizza absolutely smothered in ranch only to find out my camera is, indeed, on. #WorkFromHome

[KTJ @katejacobson]

Jennifer Lawrence and I finally have something in common: I have also been arrested wearing an MSU sweatshirt.

[KTJ @katejacobson]

Tl;dr don’t settle girls and ghouls. There is a better job out there for you!!!

[KTJ @katejacobson]

My boss just told us it’s going to be the last nice day of the fall probably so we should feel free to leave after our 1 pm meeting to get outside and enjoy the fresh air. When I tell you I would die for this woman.

[KTJ @katejacobson]

Been years since I got out of journalism but I still have PTSD from a lifestyle of “grind harder for less” and “I’m being mean to you because that’s what tough editors do.” No — I deserve a fair wage and human decency. I deserve a boss like mine. One who sees and appreciates me

[KTJ @katejacobson]

And here I go, going back to not caring about football again lmao