Alan had no choice but to allow his secretary Paula’s 5 year old to make the box art for ‘3D Glooper.’ It was crap and corporate complained, but it was either that or Paula would come after him for child support, and Alan’s wife had just bought a new fencing sword.
(C64, 1983)
Oh, the tragic tale of the men who posed for the Blood ‘n Guts box artist, who were so desperate to be Arnie they overdosed on testosterone pills and grew a six pack. Of testicles. Back then it was too freaky even for porno. They died penniless, covered in chest hair.
(C64, 1986)