Kate

[maddy 🔆 @mddyluvsbeatlez]

i wish i had small boobs because i want my tshirts to fit like frank zappas

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[Kate @katelingenf]

Chemical burns guaranteed.

[Kate @katelingenf]

Thinking about bleaching my eyebrows just to feel something.

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

I cannot relate to anybody who doesn’t feel like an insane person doing a facade of normalcy these days. I walk around looking at strangers and wonder “are you doing a facade as well? Are you going insane the same way I am?” I cannot disguise my disconnect with the “sane” world.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?

[Kate @katelingenf]

I have been dying to know the tag information of that checkered sweater for fucking ever!!!

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

devastated to announce I missed out on this auction fit

[Kate @katelingenf]

My god, The Bone Temple is seriously so good.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

some of you are gagging on cop cock at unprecedented levels

[Kate @katelingenf]

Girls only want one thing, and that is Harry & David pears.

[Kate @katelingenf]

So many “cool girl gift guides” but not a single cool girl to be seen.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Alien poster by Grzegorz Domaradzki

[Kate @katelingenf]

Since I was little, I have viewed Diane Keaton and my mother to be basically the same person. I always felt like no harm to come to my mother if her mirror image was happy and healthy. Preemptive grief is weird but i’m sad to lose that bit of kid logic today.

[Kate @katelingenf]

The day i've dreaded for so long has finally come... I had to kill the first spotted lanternfly found by my house : (

[Kate @katelingenf]

Every saturday this set of identical twins at the gym are always dressed the same. Even have the same wallets. They SWEAR it is always an accident. The commitment they have to this lie is fascinating.

[Kate @katelingenf]

Looking at Zillow feels like a punishment.

[Kate @katelingenf]

I think I can accurately measure how depressed I am by how much I miss Anthony Bourdain that day.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Kurt Vonnegut; the country that we love still exists at the public library