Kate Ashton

Dos cerveza por favour.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was 15 my boyfriend at the time said when we were cuddling, "I wish we could lie here forever". I am now 43 and I regularly think, god we would still be lying there now how boring.

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@KemiBadenoch Alright Maggie Thatcher! Stop trying to starve the kids! What single parent is on £6k a month? Did you not do your maths on your 'working class summer' when you worked in McDonalds. Tit!

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@taylorswift13 heard you might be looking for a wedding venue? The White Star Line Hotel is open in Liverpool! Belter gaff you know babe. ❤️

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@GBNEWS Deliveroo driver will be getting sacked in the morning!

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Shut up you tit.

[Tom Noble @_Noble]

I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

Hi @easyJet we have been sitting on the Tarmac in Manchester to Rhodes for 4 hours now! What's going on?

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Just a reminder before this general election of SOME of the scandals the Tory party have participated in.

So yeah 14 years and seems since Boris came in scandals got worse.
Remember this when you vote

Keep spreading the word

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@fluffylegs57 @TonyBellew He is though. ✌️

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@SuellaBraverman Wasn't you in post then? So your basically highlighting just how shit you was at your own job?

You been on the gin tonight hun?

I suppose every night is a Saturday night when you're unemployed.

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@SuellaBraverman is being unemployed a lifestyle choice too hun?

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Vote Conservative for 11p off your pint at the pub…

But lots more pence on your wine, gin, vodka & canned beer

And £100s more on your monthly food shop

And £1000s more on your energy bills

And £10,000s more on your mortgage or rent

It’s a no brainer

…literally.

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@Nigel_Farage Just get a Monzo bank account ya boring rat! 😴

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@SkyNews She looks like she is about to unhinge her jaw there and swallow that baby whole! X

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@RishiSunak How is the offer good for NHS staff when inflation is 11%?

By the way, how is your heated pool? Or are you away at the moment on Michelle's yacht Rish?

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

#ToryCriminals

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

WhatsApps were buzzing today…

Lots of mums excited about 30 free childcare hours

Had to break it to them that…

1) There’s such a delay that the children who will benefit haven’t even been born yet

2) The Tories will likely be out of Govt by then

3) They chat pure horseshit

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@lizzo Hey babes, me and @L8Gem just got home. Thanks for an amazing night. Love you hun. ❤️

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@LaurenLloris The Cunt Hooks.

[Kate Ashton @KateLMeadows]

@RishiSunak You deliver as good as Evri on a bank Holiday.