katelyn eby

nebraska ❁ speech-language pathology

[riles @itsrileygill]

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[riles @itsrileygill]

i wish i was this cool

[katelyn eby @katelyn_eby]

@coltonrwitt Riley’s just gonna have to move in with us I guess

[katelyn eby @katelyn_eby]

@itsrileygill let’s see it

[katelyn eby @katelyn_eby]

@coltonrwitt didn’t know this was a guy thing- just thought @EbyNolan was a dumbass

[katelyn eby @katelyn_eby]

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[Chino @mastachino]

Airbnb’s in Missouri that i would love to spend a night in ; a thread

[luktheworst @henryhugh15]

Online classes are cool until you’re chilling on a Sunday then realize you had class an hour ago and it’s actually Tuesday

[local witch @_imGABulous_]

it’s irresponsible and negligent behavior to not be social distancing at this point. our actions now will determine outcome in the weeks to come. thank you for staying home and doing your part. if you’re not, do better. please.

[g 7\ @Excaliburoxide]

*corona virus enters my body*

The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[James @CaucasianJames]

as long as i pay rent i don’t see why i can’t live in a retirement home. let me play bingo with my people

[Woez @Woezzz_]

not eating feeling
because sick
i feel because
sick i don’t eat

🤝
me

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Thank you #ChiefsKingdom that one was for you! But we aren’t done yet! ⏰

[Colton Witt @coltonrwitt]

@Ford “death wobble”
We’ve owned 5 of these in the last 12 months and every one has done it before 35,000 miles.
The part is on back order, talk about dangerous.
2019 Ford F-350
16,567 miles