why do farmers post when they’re done harvest? No one really gives a shit and there’s probably some poor guy who has had a rough year and is forced to see that everyone else is done.
I had time to tell you this only because we finished combining last night at around 10:37 PM
Today I got told “Your perfume smells delightful” & “you look like you play sports” from the same customer in the span of 10 mins and I’m not sure there is a better set of compliments I could have got from a stranger. Much better than the classics you hear at a bar 😬🙃🥴
Brayden Point had 91 pts his draft year. He had 36 more than next player on his team and he was only 17. Scouts all missed on him cause they felt he wasn't big enough or quick enough. Get real. He wasn't a steal in 3rd round. He was a major miss by every team. #StanleyCupPlayoffs
I think my biggest flex right now is that I can honestly say life is just really good. And I’m excited for the near and far future. Despite a the complete dumpster fire of a year 2020 has had to offer so far
sincerely do not get why straight women spend their time on here complaining about the men they date. my bf made me watch him try on cargo pants and said “these pockets will be so great, in case we find a rock or something.” love it. no notes
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide really didn’t teach me how to survive anything. What a rip off. My 8-12 year old self is disappointed in the time wasted learning “survival skills”
You haven’t experienced betrayal until your dog stares at you like nothing happened right after you’ve faked your own painful death infront of them to see their reaction
If you know me, you know that storms and I don’t get along. Big scaredy cat. I can assure you this has not been fun. I’m pretty sure I’ve had a tachycardic (fun word I learned in paramedic) heart rate for at least 20 minutes. 😰💀 my poor chickens 😟😟