katelyn cosenza

if you don't like something, change it. if you can't change it, change the way you feel about it.

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

Parents…quit being so emotional around your kids. It might be great for you… it’s very scary for children!!!! Bring back crying in the bathroom. Your kid isn’t your therapist 😘

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

When you’re young you want everyone to tell you happy birthday. When you’re 31 you’re just happy people acknowledge you’re still alive 😬🤣🤣

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

Me and karma BEEN VIBING.

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

It’s always the bitches that were so hateful to young moms now be like “oh postpartum is no joke”. Stfu up carol I did that shit alone when I was young and broke.

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

The type of cat fights I woke up to last night had me thinking there would be bodies on the street when I went out this morning

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

Imagine if you could overdose on fillers…. I’d know a lot of dead bitches 😆

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

If you’re out here referring to your child as being 40 something months out gtf away from me. Weirdo 😒

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

Met one of Alex’s students tonight…. I introduced myself and she said…. 👀 so you’re the one on the desk 😊😍 never felt so famous in my life 💜💜💜 #lovettatjohn

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

Mr. Dean asked me for a cig tonight instead of $5. I’m officially an old I think.

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

It’s the people who go to Disney like they go to church that freak me out….

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

Could never imagine basing life choices or friend choices on what others say.

Lololol children

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

It’s “the church” paying for the plastic surgery for me! 🤣😉🤨😘

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

This betrayal doc on Hulu is screaming Chillicothe!

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

When Jayden was little it would scare him or hurt his feelings if I got loud with him… zora is the exact opposite, she’s trying to throw hands because I won’t let her chew on a shoe. 🙄 🤦🏼‍♀️ so feral!

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

JB no cap

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@KatieSmallwood_ It’s truly fraudulent

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

Parents of the worst behaved kids always have so much to say about the school system. 🤣 y’all clownin around out here acting like it’s some teacher job to raise your child and teach them manners. Look into boarding school or stfu RESPECTFULLY 😉

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

If I’m not eating oysters and lobster rolls and visiting Scargo pottery this time next year…. Life will just not be worth living! PERIOD

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

Some people need babysitters to go out. I need a babysitter just to clean my house!

[katelyn cosenza @katelyncosenza]

@Justjacee Bitch period!