Katelyn Deans

@USouthFlorida & ΦΣΠ alumna. Passions include public health, The Office, and getting way too excited about everything.

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

“Maybe my spiritual gift is genuinely believing TV shows make everything magically better.” -@sammyrhodes

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

@jaynajayy @SpiritAirlines For real 😭

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

Never thought I’d do this, but worth a shot. My fiancé and I were supposed to fly from STL to MCO last night at 6:35 pm on @SpiritAirlines. After multiple delays, we boarded the plane just before 10 pm. We sat in the plane for two hours & then flight got cancelled 🧵

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

@_ZachGriff @SpiritAirlines How’d you get them to talk to you? Stranded in STL by them and no help since last night at midnight 😭 @SpiritAirlines

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

.@SpiritAirlines “sometimes agents promise you things just to get you off the line.” So what’s the truth?

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

.@SpiritAirlines we’ve been promised multiple times by both gate agents & phone reps that we’d get a hotel voucher and booked on another airline since the 1 spirit flight to MCO today is overbooked. That hasn’t happened. Last person on the phone said,

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

@TaylorDaniel7 Amazing!! Congrats Taylor! 🎉😍

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

@rupi__ Congratulations Rupi 😭😭😭😭😭❤️

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Just took my daughter to her Kindergarten orientation & we had to show a vaccine passport for her admission. Let that sink in. The Govt is forcing kids to show vaccine passports.

Wait...wait my wife is telling me this has been going on for a century & is how we eradicated polio.

[R. Eric Thomas @oureric]

So now I’m hearing that the “government” is making you show an “age passport” to enter a bar or buy alcohol and a “driving passport” operate a tractor trailer? Wowwww. Smdh

[Peter Enns @peteenns]

I don’t know. How’d we get to the point where you have a website?

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

Me seeing all your “wish I had Olivia Rodrigo’s music in high school” tweets

[Katelyn Deans @katelyncredible]

“Didn’t Jesus turn like, lava into fireball or something?” -@TheJuanFranco

[olivia @livstadler]

Therapist: you don’t love yourself

Me: so true king. Here’s $80