Katelyn

I'm not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

@betterlovers 'Sacrificial Participant' is fucking me up so hard, I had to bust out my first tweet in 3 years for it.

[Better Lovers @betterlovers]

GOD MADE ME AN ANIMAL - streaming everywhere now.

Worldwide vinyl pre-orders are available here:

https://t.co/1NWEIG171e

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

@tedcruz As someone with Tourette’s Syndrome, and as someone that’s a human being FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS GUY.

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

@pixelthequeen OMG 💚

[Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen]

I never saw González on stage but this is a blessed reminder for those who did. "Marta C.González was First Dancer of the New York Ballet in the 1960s. Toward the end of her life she suffered the effects of Alzheimer's disease, but when she heard the music of Tschaikovsky ..."

[Gretchen @GretchSchreiber]

WHAT A DAY.

There's still a lot of work to do but

To the election:

[Law⚡️ @LawJSharma]

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

BARF. Sometimes I feel like living in LA is like living among space aliens who just landed on earth.

[Kristen Brancaccio @kristensreality]

they're playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i'm scREAMING
credit to @BonnievonDuyke #ShipsGoingDown #RMSToiletPaper #covid19

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

Jerry is annoyed his girlfriend only washes her hands the length of the Kit Kat jingle

George accuses a co-worker with allergies of having “corona cough”

Elaine wants to break up with her boyfriend but he’s quarantined

Kramer starts making his own hand sanitizer in his bathtub

[Proxcey  @ItsProxcey]

Retweet for good luck https://t.co/b3ce8yn7Zi

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

@Caneisthename @nbcsnl AHHHHHHHMAZING

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

My heating pad is my best friend. I don’t have anything funny to say about it. It is just a warm, soft fact.

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

Taking your bra off at the end of a long day is like getting to taste a little slice of heaven.

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

@JeffreeStar His name is going to be Dick. Right?! Am I right? #iconic

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

Me watching a detective show:
*Insert anyone/everyone suspicious*
Me: “Hmm- I don’t trust you.”
At the end when 1 out of the 5 suspicious people is found guilty.
Me: “I knew it.” #endeavour

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

Do you ever confidentially go to open a door, and then it turns out to be way heavier than you realize? You struggle, it’s awkward, but you still manage to make it through. I think that’s life. #thisdidnotjusthappentome

[Katelyn @katelyndubbya]

Now that the magic has worn off, is anyone else finding themselves listening to Adele’s “Someone Like You” on repeat and giving gingers a second glance? #royalwedding #notacreep

[Javed @PastTenseOfJav]

MAKE THE DAMN REFERENCE BILLY https://t.co/oxXzI1WxW4

[Mrs. B @MrsBowmanWrites]

I am a teacher. Arm me. Arm me with funding for a full time school Psychologist. Arm me with funding and mandatory school counselors. Arm me by funding smaller class sizes so I can best get to know every one of my 160 students and their families. Arm us with what we NEED.