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be a good man in a storm | cancer

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

northern lights were crazy last night

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Confused about how everyone hyped up the excessively mid solar eclipse for weeks but nobody thought to mention the aurora borealis until after the fact?

[trash jones @jzux]

eclipses don’t impress me. i am abruptly overcome by darkness every day

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

Having a boyfriend is awesome because you can tell him your stupid inner monologue like “I feel like Apple Music is deleting songs from my library” or “there was a long line to check out at Walgreens” and by law they’re required to care

[cake ison 👹 @katelynison2_]

@snc_04 Sad we’re not neighbors anymore 🥺

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

The Morgan wallen song?

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I been broken
I been cheated
I been bruised
Just for lovin you

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Your honor my client is no longer in their villain era

[Ericka @ErickaAnnalise]

watching this casey anthony doc & im just thinking I spent the last 14yrs thinking damn this bitch killed her daughter… to now watch the documentary only to think…. damn this bitch RLLY fucking killed her daughter.

[Ken 💙 @KodeNameKenn]

everytime Ginny comes on the screen crying #ginnyandgeorgia

[trash jones @jzux]

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you

[bear @iamblackbear]

call me when u get to hell so i know u made it okay

[cake ison 👹 @katelynison2_]

new year, new me
I plan on being worse

[cake ison 👹 @katelynison2_]

wish y’all would hear me when I tell you I got some screws missing 🤧

[sarah @heavenbrat]

please talk to me in a softer tone im just a girl