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married🤍 nurse🩺

[KB☀️ @katelynnbrooke_]

We should stop telling our children “no that’s for boys/girls you can’t do that” but y’all ain’t ready for that adult conversation.

[KB☀️ @katelynnbrooke_]

Today at work a resident told me “we wake up every day and put things off and our excuse is ‘there’s always tomorrow’ but there isn’t. Tomorrow may not come. Do everything you want and need to do today don’t wait.” And that really hit me.

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@NoahKahan has me in the most unreal chokehold. And I’m not sure I’ll ever recover from the stick season album. Like excuse me growing sideways? I am unwell.🤯

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Here’s a concept stop asking people “when are you going to have kids?” And “why haven’t you had a baby yet?” Because maybe people don’t wanna talk about it. Thanks. 😊

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@LPGreear_ Respectfully if someone said this to me I would dwell on it for the rest of my existence. This is the sweetest shit I’ve ever heard.🥺

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I’m sorry but like stand up comedy gives me an insane amount of second hand embarrassment. Like people pay to go watch that? I don’t get it.🙃

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So I was listening to this old @AMorbidPodcast episode on my way to work in Kingsport Tn and they literally started talking about a road in Kingsport…I am unwell😂

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I’m not sure what demonic possession is like but if I had to assume it’s probably a lot like food poisoning. A bitch is miserable.🙃🤢

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Does anyone else’s tik tok for you page have them convinced they’re autistic? No? Just mine?

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@LPGreear_ I need to see you immediately please and thank you🤍

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I miss @LPGreear_. That’s all. That’s the tweet. 🥺

[KB☀️ @katelynnbrooke_]

Sometimes I randomly get the urge to do a cartwheel…I cannot nor have I ever been able to cartwheel.

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I no longer have time to entertain people that I don’t want to entertain. And that’s on self development baby.

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I struggle to comprehend that Rosa Parks died in 2005…she could’ve literally watched shrek one AND two…

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Why does the world give me cravings like kani salad when I am in fact allergic to seafood…

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I just bought a tote full of things for our forever home…this is a fairytale right?🥺🤍

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For absolutely no reason enjoy this photo of my cat looking out the window because he heard my husband’s car pull in the drive way. That’s all. Carry on.

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My social battery is at like -50%

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@laurencarico__ @machinegunkelly Right?!? A true masterpiece lol

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Bucket list got shorter by one last night. I’m still not over it, I may never be actually. Still doesn’t feel real but the pain in my feet definitely says it happened. 🖤❤️‍🔥 @machinegunkelly