kat

firm believer in the oxford comma | UTK alum ‘20

[PrepXtra @prepxtra]

Alcoa wins it 43-42‼️‼️
Thomas Manu comes in and lobs a TD
@alcoafootball @ThomasManu1818

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why it’s always the panties that fall when you carrying laundry

[Caleb @esp3rtamente]

Ragebaited myself by asking my mom to guess what a down payment on a house would be these days (she guessed $8,000)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Your generation is so soft,” says the ones triggered by Pride Month enough to pass a law about it

[babar @babaresq]

CURT CIGNETTI: Thankful for the opportunity to compete. Just trying to stack good days.

MARIO CRISTOBAL: This group is special. They deserve to be here.

MARCUS FREEMAN: (on verge of tears) I’m so proud of my guys for skipping the pop tart bowl.

[Dailey Joy @daileyjoyf]

Ok I’ll say it.

This is piss poor leadership from Marcus Freeman. Teaching your team it’s ok to opt out when you don’t get your way sets a horrible example for his players.

Embarrassing.

[kat @katelynridley1]

@ReJean6Houle @Sassafrass_84 can confirm. 5’0” with a female german shepherd. nothing comes around these parts that she doesn’t know about (and scares away)

[Luis Moreno @LuisMorenolg]

This right here- is the major reason we’re in the mess we are. Willful ignorance combined with lack of any critical thinking skills.

[Bryan Andrews @bryanandrews_]

I’d rather shit in both hands and clap, than let someone who makes $700,000 a minute, convince me that people who make $7.25 an hour is the reason we’re all struggling.

Wake the fuck up.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jimmy Kimmel returns to his show with a Tylenol joke:

“I’m not sure who had a weirder 48 hours, me or the CEO of Tylenol.”

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Jeannine Torres @geedazelue1]

@RealTamie

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

It feels weird to celebrate our independence, when it’s pretty clear we’re losing it.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I haven't seen MAGAs this upset since Michelle Obama wanted kids to eat their vegetables.

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

EXACTLY

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Just because someone has been in your life for years and you've made memories with them, doesn't mean they're meant to be in your life forever

[kat @katelynridley1]

is the plural form of chef, cheves? if not, why

[★ @Jackeoos]

PAIGE BUECKERS TONIGHT:

45 POINTS
15/20 FGS
16 ASSISTS
15 REBOUNDS

this #demon is only a rookie, it’s only up from here!

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings & arguments