Katelyn Stoss

I'm gonna do me and let you do. This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!

[Katelyn Stoss @katelynstoss]

Attention essential oil users: on a small plane during a flight is NOT an okay time to apply multiple oils. Sincerely,
Migraine and Nausea

[Katelyn Stoss @katelynstoss]

Dear Kansans,
Can we stop acting surprised by every. single. earthquake? #fracking #staywoke

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It’s not even 8 am and Evan just requested that we listen to Like a G6 over breakfast...🤙🏼

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The handsome young man at the Wendy’s window just told me I have a beautiful smile... so cheers to that! 😊

[Katelyn Stoss @katelynstoss]

Is it frowned upon to register for a goldendoodle puppy for your wedding? ... asking for a friend.

[Katelyn Stoss @katelynstoss]

All Day I Dream About Puppies 🐶

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I just really want a puppy. 😫

[Katelyn Stoss @katelynstoss]

PSA: Same-sex marriage has been legal across the entire US since June 26, 2015. Just prior to the Supreme Court's ruling in 2015, same-sex marriage was legal in many but not all U.S. jurisdictions. #educateyourself #wakeup

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On the third day, God said “let there be no more migraine for Katelyn.” 🙌🏼🙌🏼 #lettherebelight

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What’s good, Kansas?! Stoss is BACK! ... for the weekend.

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I️ seriously don’t understand why anyone would want to work for TSA... they are always the most miserable humans to encounter.

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New apartment. New car. New season, here you are!! #positivevibes #grind #igotthis

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I misplaced my planner. 😱😱 send help.

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So... why haven’t we figured out teleportation yet???

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Seriously... what is up with Uber drivers who don’t play music?? *Crickets*

[Katelyn Stoss @katelynstoss]

I’m so stressed that I just tried to set an alarm and entered the numbers into the calculator instead. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@alyssathefox94 *cue me audibly bawling on public transit*. I love you sister. Thank you.

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Turns out the meaning humans run the Metra...

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Some days just SUCK. 😭

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“In order to kick ass you must first lift up your foot. “ -Jen Sincero