Kate Byrne

Mommy, wife, teacher, cake eater, poor Tweeter.

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

They found the cause of SIDS
THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS

Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Every child had a heartbeat before being shot dead in school. Where's that righteous pro-life outrage?

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A reminder that the same lawmakers who say gun laws won't stop gun violence believe abortion laws will stop abortion. #RoeVWade

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

Vi, without missing a beat when she walked in on me getting dressed: “I see mom’s big butt, I see mom’s big butt, right down mom’s Big Butt Lane”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

Thoughts on God from our 6 year old tonight:
“God made me, but you and dad made me... God is kind of like my step dad. But not a boy. Or a girl. Just like.... someone who knows all the answers. Kind of like Siri.”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

But why isn’t Shawn Mendes the prince in the new Cinderella movie?

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

“I have to devastatingly clean up my room now.”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

Vi: “This is going to take a little muscle work, Mike.”
Michael, confidently: “I was born for this.”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

Woke up this morning to Michael, standing beside me and looking out the window, whispering “Mommmmm.... look at the moooooon!”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

“Sometimes sister and I see Nana Esther in the moon.”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

When you play dinos with Michael, every dinosaur is a vegetarian. “They’re friends, mom. They don’t eat each other.”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

@jennafischer “You don’t want pancakes anymore?”

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

“Listen to me, medical people.”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

“Do you think dad thinks I’m pretty?”
“No.”
“No?”
“Well, if he does, he doesn’t act like it.”
“Hmm...”
“It’s probably just because you’ve been in love for so long.”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

@rdbyrne4 @ThatJohnstonGuy You’ve got more of an Iguanodon vibe

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

Which is weird since that isn’t even my name.

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

Same.

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

Vi: “Michael, you can be the dog, and mom, you’ll be perfect for the cow!”
Me: “Please be careful with your next words.”
Vi: “You both have milk boobs!”

[Kate Byrne @katemac35]

“Mom, that just brought me so much JOY!”