Kate

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

“ok, next slide”

[Kate @katemcd_]

I cannot stand the crying in basketball. Like GET UP ???? You got barely touched ???? And you’re…. On the ground crying???? Awful

[Kate @katemcd_]

Guy at the gym front desk: Have a good workout!
Me: you too!!
Bye

[Kate @katemcd_]

Engagement style professional photos when you’re not engaged or pregnant give me the heebie jeebies

[Kate @katemcd_]

If u don’t like green bean casserole, I don’t like u

[Kate @katemcd_]

@MmmmDani I’m pretty sure they’ve always been this expensive because I will never forget begging my mom for name brand “expensive” crocs when I was in elementary school and she would only buy me the Walmart ones 🥲🥲

[Kate @katemcd_]

@MmmmDani This is tough bc based on vowel and consonant rules of segmenting it would be 3 I think but if you do the jaw trick it’s 2 so I’m going with 2. Just like the word baked. The ed says “t” so isn’t actually a full syllable on its own.

[Kate @katemcd_]

Like I just can��t do it. I’ll forever be looked at as an old side part millennial 🥺

[Kate @katemcd_]

Middle parts are so cute but my forehead is so big. Ugh struggle!!!

[Kate @katemcd_]

@j_lyyynn Hahahahahhahaha YEP

[j💋 @j_lyyynn]

Highly recommend moving to a city closer to your cousin so you can make lifelong memories together. You might go kind of broke, but it’s worth it. 10 out of 10 experience. @katemcd_

[Kate @katemcd_]

Been a lil upset all day bc I had a dream last night that my cat turned into a ladybug. Was devastating

[Kate @katemcd_]

First of all, even if I didn’t know hockey who cares? Why are u gate keeping people supporting your team? Dumb. Second of all, where is that energy toward your male friends who decided to like hockey during the Stanley cup finals? BYEEEE

[Kate @katemcd_]

The amount of times I’ve had to show random males pictures of me supporting the Avs (pictures from since I was literally 5 years old through the years until now!!!) to “prove” I know anything about hockey is fucking s t u p i d

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Turn the lights off, carry me home.

[Kate @katemcd_]

This is real though they haven’t. Blowouts every game I’m there. But whatever. I’m kinda an MVP or whatever.

[Kate @katemcd_]

Idk you guys the Avs have never lost a home game when I’m there I’m just saying. (Plsgetmeticketstogame7)

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

I’ll be in the building on Friday.

[Kate @katemcd_]

@jakeyp303 This made me giggle. Thank you.

[Kate @katemcd_]

@bdubscorn Teams don’t come this far being mediocre in general. We can’t expect to have a blowout every game in the SCF that’s ABSURD. It’s going to be close. And you’re right ESPECIALLY with a team like Tampa. I was kinda happy to realize they can lift the cup (knock on wood) in CO tho now