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[k8 @kateomeg]

When the baby goes to bed three hours late and wakes up three hours earlier.. @ me rn

[ʟʀʀʀ ʀʊʟɛʀ օʄ օʍɨƈʀօռ քɛʀֆɛɨ 8 ಠ_ಠ @babyperson_Lexx]

This quarantine has really upped some of y'all's creativity 😭

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar

[jess (retired) @jessokfine]

Lowering the price of flights to almost nothing and warning millennials traveling might kill us is just asking for trouble. $200 international flight AND I could die? Sign me up

[k8 @kateomeg]

Thank you time change for getting my 3 m/o to sleep from 1-10am 😍

[birdman @galeforcerob]

People with flu: I feel shit. Just wanna stay in bed and do nothing

People with Coronavirus: I feel shit. Just wanna go on holidays, see the world, maybe go skiing in Austria, see the Eiffel Tower, maybe some white water rafting, do the Camino de Santiago..

[lara @VlSlONSOFGIDECN]

DOJA CAT INCLUDING THE SAY SO TIK TOK DANCE AND THE GIRL WHO CREATED IT IN HER MUSIC VIDEO IS SO CUTE .... I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS WOMAN https://t.co/zwSuNSyaKz

[k8 @kateomeg]

Pregnancy was hard and just all around not a good time but nobody warns you that you’re gunna miss it anyway??

[k8 @kateomeg]

Why does my OB office smell like an 80’s funeral home?

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

my mom: *calls my name from her room*

me: *yells back “huh?”*

(crickets)

me,leaving my room to see what’s a matter before I get cussed out:

[Chelsey is available for comms ✨💙 @Cheriiart]

Baby Yoda as a vine (unmute)

[human aaron @humanaaron]

[ coming home from my job naming Ben and Jerry ice cream flavors in a purple Lamborghini ]

me: Do you remember that game M.A.S.H.?

my wife The Pink Power Ranger: *on the porch of our shack* no

our 11 children: never heard of it

[matt rorabeck #TIFF26 @mattrorabeck]

i would use baby groot as fire wood to keep baby yoda warm

[k8 @kateomeg]

I gave birth to a doll 👼

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Im stuck in 2013