Aileen Donahue

A lie is a lie, no matter how big or how small.

[Brittany Horst @mhuskay2]

Friend: "Whats a good movie?" Me: "Snakes on a Plane." Friend: "Whats it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat."

[Kathy McArthur @lloydtroyer2]

RT if you do this too

[Aileen Donahue @KateRands]

Back in elementary school, when you were line leader, everyone else was your bitch.

[Aileen Donahue @KateRands]

Did you know this? http://t.co/eRI1XKttpW

[Aileen Donahue @KateRands]

This is why you dont stand under a tree during lightning http://t.co/sOyPyvirHy

[Ethel Beatty @RaulRyals]

This girl is riding dolphins http://t.co/vPpHMESdzy

[Patricia Tackett @DarlaSoberman]

Kids these days http://t.co/QD6iu4hsvL

[Aileen Donahue @KateRands]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet

[Aileen Donahue @KateRands]

You can't play with someone's feelings because you're unsure of your own.

[Andrea Perez @WiseDorris]

There's a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO.