Ethel Beatty

Don't judge my choices without understanding my reasons...

[Ethel Beatty @RaulRyals]

I think i can become a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

[Ethel Beatty @RaulRyals]

I think, therefore I'm single.

[Whitney Caswell @asonsopointer]

Fat guy: "I have a 6 pack." Me: "Where?" Guy: "Under my fat. It's shy."

[Ethel Beatty @RaulRyals]

This boy deserves a medal! http://t.co/qjN0GKgLO3

[Alberta Cannon @amitakhobian]

I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

[Helen Huffman @CleoKusman]

Damn spider http://t.co/UcyKSW9A4c

[Ethel Beatty @RaulRyals]

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

[Myrtle Steves @KaraSirls]

You can't play with someone's feelings because you're unsure of your own.