Helen Huffman

I love hearing old songs I used to love. They're like memories you can always go back to.

[Helen Huffman @CleoKusman]

Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I'm not beating her.

[Helen Huffman @CleoKusman]

Everytime you watch movie with gf http://t.co/h0oOSJOlUo

[Helen Huffman @CleoKusman]

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to?

[Helen Huffman @CleoKusman]

How to shave like a man http://t.co/01Hj1UbyIu

[Mary Borges @glorischeek2]

Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.

[Nancy White @SchultzChi]

Don't give part-time people a full-time position in your life

[Dora Kenworthy @doreenshy]

Lies we tell our kids (funny) http://t.co/d9cX8urG91

[Helen Huffman @CleoKusman]

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[Helen Huffman @CleoKusman]

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it.