Dora Kenworthy

We don't lose friends. We just learn who our real friends are.

[Dora Kenworthy @doreenshy]

My cell phone is my watch, camera, iPod, flashlight, calculator, mailbox, and so much more.

[Dora Kenworthy @doreenshy]

Our Sears closed. Our Kmart closed. Our JCPenney might close. I'm running out of places to shoplift.

[Denise Brooks @CesarScandura]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.

[Trudy Thomas @IrisMerlyn]

I said to a fat girl today, You're a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don't know. I said, Salad tastes good.

[Ruby Blackmon @CorineHaroldh23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA = very funny. Hahahaha = funny. haha = not that funny.

[Dora Kenworthy @doreenshy]

Lies we tell our kids (funny) http://t.co/d9cX8urG91

[Megan Brady @YarochR]

Taking stupidity onto next level http://t.co/A5X2J0k15c

[Patricia Cormier @StacySusielamb2]

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[Dora Kenworthy @doreenshy]

After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said.

[Dora Kenworthy @doreenshy]

i only check my voicemail to get rid of that annoying little icon.

[Dora Kenworthy @doreenshy]

Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.